07:30 AM — The Plastic Box Resignation WOLFIE: Following the strategic liquid payload delivery of Day 10, the human administrative…
07:00 AM — The Biometric Incarceration WOLFIE: The human administrative team has introduced a new piece of surveillance hardware to…
06:45 AM — The Satiety Boycott WOLFIE: The corporate diet downsizing has entered its second consecutive business week. This morning,…
06:15 AM — The False Dawn Protocol WOLFIE: The Temporal Conflict from yesterday has entered a cold war phase. The…
05:00 AM — The Pre-Dawn Temporal Conflict WOLFIE: The internal chronometer of an apex predator is an absolute biological mechanism.…
06:30 AM — The Weigh-In Aftermath WOLFIE: The dark predictions of the Green-Scrubbed Interrogator have manifested into reality. This morning,…
09:00 AM — The Plastic Box Incarceration WOLFIE: The day began with a highly suspicious lack of hostility from the…
06:00 AM — The Selective Deafness Protocol WOLFIE: The Male Human attempted to summon me using my official government name.…
(with unauthorized edits by Co-Editor Flufftail) 04:30 AM — The Early Warning System WOLFIE: The Great Starvation hit an all-time…
03:15 AM — The Midnight Gravity Experiments While the humans slept, I commenced my mandatory nightly audit of the living…